It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 361

  • fluffycorgu
    fluffycorgu  47 minutes back

    I love how she says "anyways". it's like anyWAYS not ANYways

    • Gavin Connor
      Gavin Connor  13 hours back

      Hello my dudes I’m am an awesome funny person that is so relatable and should keep young forever and I like avacodos and I hate high school by

      • Project: Frisk
        Project: Frisk  18 hours back

        It's 12 am... I'm bout to sleep in front of the phone in bed... And Joana:


        *"GLADLY!!!"*

        Me: Seriously waking up with pure fear...

        • Pez Negro
          Pez Negro  2 days back

          i loveyouuu ou ouuu

          • Fatma Munir
            Fatma Munir  3 days back

            homegirl spent $850 at Aritzia, that youtube money hit different

            • Julha
              Julha  3 days back

              Who this guy thinks he Is to judge socialism >:(
              My Sociology teacher never started to talk about math in her classes wtf

              • p ramsey
                p ramsey  3 days back

                my birthday is september fourth

                • bethany k
                  bethany k  4 days back

                  please be my cool big sister and raise me to be like you

                  • Laica Eh
                    Laica Eh  5 days back

                    you’re giving me Ally Hills vibes tbh 😂

                    • Murphy W
                      Murphy W  5 days back

                      8:03 Dunder Mifflin is quaking

                      • Murphy W
                        Murphy W  5 days back

                        You say sept 4 is the worst day... it’s my b-day 😐

                        • ccrystallis
                          ccrystallis  6 days back

                          joana is in university and im a teenager still waiting for mom to dry my hair

                          • A K
                            A K  6 days back

                            Yellow is a disgusting color??? Excuse me??? Are you oke??

                            • princesskitty 20879
                              princesskitty 20879  7 days back

                              I have the same pencil box as her

                              • Guinea pigs corner
                                Guinea pigs corner  7 days back

                                Was it not college?

                                • SpRiTe E
                                  SpRiTe E  1 weeks back

                                  I appreciate her being smart but if I had to take algebra again and physics I’d actually barf

                                  • The Oracle
                                    The Oracle  1 weeks back

                                    For being apparently smart you are not very smart when it comes to what you eat and how you give zero consideration to the animal flesh you eat, the truth is NO animal flesh is necessary to be healthy, all peer-reviewed medical studies show the more plants you eat the healthier you become and the more animal flesh and secretions you eat the more diseases you encounter. So answer this simple question.... " why do you eat animals?" and saying because you like the taste is not a justification to murder an animal. That means self-gratification is your criterion for your ethics. so to be consistent you would have to support rape because men who rape are using the same criteria, self-gratification with zero consideration to their victims. and yes eating animals is worse than rape as you are taking a life against its will!

                                    • The Oracle
                                      The Oracle  1 weeks back

                                      @Cuthbert Allgood Spoken like the ill-informed moron that you are, a plant-based diet is proven by peer-reviewed medical studies to be the healthiest diet for humans, backed up by all anatomical comparison studies. Also, you are forgetting that the multi-billion dollar supplement and vitamin shop industries are NOT in business for vegans they are in business for people who eat like you, the crap SAD diet, so you are the ones who have to watch what you eat carefully. LOL... FYI since you are not very educated, here's a News Flash! "ALL PROTEIN ORIGINATES FROM PLANTS!" The only group with a superiority complex are people like you, who think your taste buds are more important than the lives of the animals you pay to have killed, vegans pointing out your ignorant superiority complex does not switch the blame of those deaths and superiority complex to vegans! Nice try but a massive fail! The only group forcing their cult beliefs onto society are people who live like you! Look at how many commercials, radio spots, billboards, online ads, magazine ads promote your cult belief of needlessly killing animals, we get bombarded hundreds of times a day, so if any group needs to stop cramming their beliefs down societies throat it's you! Now get off the internet quit being ignorant and educate yourself!

                                    • Cuthbert Allgood
                                      Cuthbert Allgood  1 weeks back

                                      That it's possible to not die on a Vegan diet doesn't mean it's healthy. It's not. If Veganism was a great diet, you wouldn't have to watch your diet so carefully. Meat provides important nutrients (such as all the amino acids) in the most natural way, and is perfectly moral, justified by the natural food chain. Stop spreading nonsense propaganda. Live the way you want, but stop using your diet as way to feel superior to others. You're not. You're just yet another vegan nobody can invite to lunch without a lecture coming along with it.

                                  • kat d
                                    kat d  1 weeks back

                                    I wanted those shorts but I was too T H I C C

                                    • Michelle Denman
                                      Michelle Denman  1 weeks back

                                      You’re a lucky person if you’re good at math!

                                      • CloudyFlow
                                        CloudyFlow  1 weeks back

                                        My birthday September 4th

                                        • David Marple
                                          David Marple  1 weeks back

                                          I made the bokleg mac cheese, it's really delicious

                                          • Red Fox
                                            Red Fox  2 weeks back

                                            I want to lick her young, tight, little bum😍😍😍

                                            • Harit Sharma
                                              Harit Sharma  2 weeks back

                                              Those textbooks are THICC…

                                              • JJ
                                                JJ  2 weeks back

                                                This chick is hilarious. Cracks me up hahaha

                                                • Angie Eigna
                                                  Angie Eigna  2 weeks back

                                                  When you from in Ontario!!!!!!

                                                  • ding dong your opinion is wrong

                                                    I kinda like chemistry, but I can't imagine studying it in college, but what do I know? I'm still a pesky 13 year old. I'm not even in high school yet. I don't know how to feel about the fact I'm going next year. Yikes.

                                                    • Paula Salazar
                                                      Paula Salazar  2 weeks back

                                                      joana can we be friends you seem cool

                                                      • goner Aero
                                                        goner Aero  2 weeks back

                                                        Is that Percy Jackson

                                                        • Maryah Tahboub
                                                          Maryah Tahboub  2 weeks back

                                                          Where are your black sandals from??? Also if u can pls reference your whole outfit ( the green shorts, jacket, crop top, sandals) I luv it so much

                                                          • Cindy Rae Arredondo
                                                            Cindy Rae Arredondo  2 weeks back

                                                            September 4th is my birthday

                                                            • your dad
                                                              your dad  2 weeks back

                                                              WHEN SHE STARTED WATCHING *DANCE MOMS*

                                                              • Truzy -chan
                                                                Truzy -chan  2 weeks back

                                                                I use that exact same backpack for my high school and for me like no room

                                                                • tessa kniss
                                                                  tessa kniss  2 weeks back

                                                                  I just have to say that I love you joana

                                                                  • Honey Luv
                                                                    Honey Luv  2 weeks back

                                                                    samantha
                                                                    Samantha
                                                                    SaMaNtHa
                                                                    SAMANTHA

                                                                    • Thunder Rhododendron
                                                                      Thunder Rhododendron  2 weeks back

                                                                      Gimme an A

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme an R

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme an I

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme a T

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme a Z

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme an I

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      Gimme an A

                                                                      📣 📣 📣 📣

                                                                      What do we have?!????

                                                                      Johan Santana's holiday home ....👗 🩳

                                                                      • drfpslegend
                                                                        drfpslegend  2 weeks back

                                                                        I commend you for doing physics Joanna :D I was a physics major my first year and a half of college. I ended up liking math and computer science more and got my bachelors in applied mathematics instead. Also where I went the physics professors weren't very good teachers and physics requires a lot of math background to fully understand, which they didn't supply for us, so that made it harder to do well in physics, but you seem like you really enjoy it and want to succeed in it, so I hope you get your physics degree! If not, try computer science :D While everything in physics is interesting and it makes you want to understand the universe and everything in it, a lot of people don't realize how powerful and equally interesting and complex the field of computer science is. Like, what if our universe is just a computer simulation, how will quantum computers change the face of cyber security, and can we even design computer systems that can solve our deepest mathematical and physical questions in an appropriate time frame (i.e. less than millions or thousands of years)? Anyway, good luck in your first year of college!!!

                                                                        • drfpslegend
                                                                          drfpslegend  2 weeks back

                                                                          So tennis:


                                                                          - Can be played 1v1 or 2v2 (or 1v2 if you're from Australia, don't quote me).
                                                                          - Best of 3 or 5 sets depending on how long you want to play.
                                                                          - A set is won by reaching 6 games, must win by 2 (so 6-4 is a set won but 6-5 or 6-6 is not).
                                                                          - If the game score for a set reaches 6-6 a tie break game is played, first to 7 points, win by 2, can go on indefinitely, players switch person serving every odd point, switch side of court every 6 points.
                                                                          - A game is won by playing at least 4 points, win by 2, players switch serving after every game. Each point a player wins their score is increased as follows: 15(1st) -> 30(2nd) -> 40(3rd) ->, game won(4th). If the point score reaches 40-40 (or deuce as we say), a player must win 2 points from deuce to win the game. If one player wins a point, they have what is called the advantage since they only need to win 1 more to win the game while their opponent needs to win 3 to win the game (1 to get back to deuce, 2 to win the game). If that same player wins an additional consecutive point, they win the game. If the other player wins the next point, the point score is back to deuce. This can go on indefinitely. If the score reaches deuce, the person not serving can pick the side of the court they wish their opponent to serve from (personally I have not seen this very often in professional tennis but it could be used).
                                                                          - A point is won when the other player cannot hit the ball back into the winning player's legal playing area (court), or when the ball bounces twice after landing in the opponent's court and before landing in the winning player's court. For singles (1v1), this does not include the long rectangles on the outer sides of the court, but for doubles (2v2) these rectangles are included. Even if the ball barely hits the outer edge of the legal playing area, the shot is considered valid. To start a point, a player stands behind the line that is farthest from the net, on the right side first and then alternating after every serve. They serve the ball to the opposite side of their opponent's court. Each time the ball is served the serving player has 2 attempts to land the ball in the half of the court that is closer to the net. If the ball hits the net and lands in their opponents box, they have to serve again. If it lands out of their opponents box it is counted against the serving player's attempts.
                                                                          - A game is started by either spinning a racket (usually in non professional settings) or by the referee flipping a coin.


                                                                          Some terminology that is commonly used:


                                                                          - love: means 0, so "love-all" means both players have 0 points or games, "love-30" means the serving player has 0 point score, the returning player has 30 point score, "love-4" means one player has 0 games, the other player has 4 games.
                                                                          - bageled: meaning a match was won with one player not winning any games, meaning every game score for each set was 0, and 0's look like bagels, get it? lol
                                                                          - add in/add out: add in is when the serving player has the advantage in that game (deuce + 1 point), add out is when the returning player has the advantage in that game.


                                                                          And that's tennis for you.


                                                                          *THE MORE YOU KNOW*

                                                                          • ShujinkoTOD
                                                                            ShujinkoTOD  2 weeks back

                                                                            “eat your textbook”
                                                                            -Joana Ceddia 2019

                                                                            • Celine Ibrahim
                                                                              Celine Ibrahim  2 weeks back

                                                                              I feel like she could be best friends with Emma Chamberlain idk

                                                                              • e b
                                                                                e b  2 weeks back

                                                                                I also had to switch over to the jumbo-sized Jansport backpack because apparently carrying around a flower-patterned lunch box is a faux pas in college :(

                                                                                • Jakub Jędrzejczyk
                                                                                  Jakub Jędrzejczyk  2 weeks back

                                                                                  DR

                                                                                  • Keira_Playz83 :D
                                                                                    Keira_Playz83 :D  2 weeks back

                                                                                    **stapples:)**

                                                                                    • Clarise Palmer
                                                                                      Clarise Palmer  2 weeks back

                                                                                      See the dark web for details

                                                                                      • Milk Chocolate
                                                                                        Milk Chocolate  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Congrats Joana! I just started high school and I want to study biology, physics, chemistry, calculus english and french, but it's yet to be determined.
                                                                                        You are an inspiration to me, I'm currently suffering from depression I have a 3 years old little sister and my parents always seem to prefer her over me. Not to brag or anything, but I'm a ball of chaos, yes but I also have really good grades (I always come out top of my class of even one of the best among 10th graders), and I'm always a very obedient child. Non of the less, my parents loves my little sister (who only knows how to cry and scream when she wants something, eat and sleep). My mom tells me that I'm too young to have depression, but that's fine. My parents still care for me, they're the ones who pays for my education and I'm extremely grateful. As I said before, you are an inspiration for me, I've been a part of your 100 subscribers mildstone. Been subscribed since you had 80+ SUBS. BTW, good job! About a year ago you had 100 SUBS and now you have over 3 Million, much respect. I'm chinese and I'm quadrilingual here are some languages I speak:
                                                                                        -chinese 你好,我叫喵喵, 大名是陈牧笛
                                                                                        -french (i live in Africa and go to a french school)
                                                                                        -english (self-taught)
                                                                                        -spanish (self-taught) hola! me llamo Mandy
                                                                                        and now i'm learning German ;)
                                                                                        I really want to grow up successful and my dream is to become a graphic designer, but my parents really want me to become a brain sergeant, but I really don't know, drawing and designing is my passion, but good job Joana.
                                                                                        Thank you, and keep being a chaotic smart girl ;)
                                                                                        Love from Africa

                                                                                        • spilledcoffee •
                                                                                          spilledcoffee •  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Ok I LOVE algebra, like welcome to my strange addictions, it’s weird because I find it so easy when no one else in my grad does 🤷🏼‍♀️

                                                                                          • doglovr2212
                                                                                            doglovr2212  3 weeks back

                                                                                            “I will gladly sit through algebra instead of social studies”
                                                                                            Me, a humanities major, sadly crying in the corner

                                                                                            • Karen
                                                                                              Karen  3 weeks back

                                                                                              "Be careful with Peter Pan he screams"

                                                                                              • Ella XX
                                                                                                Ella XX  3 weeks back

                                                                                                You should honestly make a recipe book

                                                                                                Like if u agree❤️