Eliud Kipchoge’s Historic Marathon Run, “Prenups” for Babies & Farmers’ Sex Lives | The Daily Show

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  • 1111 V2
    1111 V2  2 days back

    The best baby prenup is to only have children with a rich man. Whether or not he wants to help, his money can afford nannies.

    • ForeverMe543
      ForeverMe543  3 days back

      "Farmers have the most sex"
      EWWWEWEWEWEW

      also I'm a journalist, we just don't tell you ✌🏻

      • ForeverMe543
        ForeverMe543  3 days back

        It's not the shoes this isn't like mike

        • alex
          alex  3 days back

          Anyone: its just not possible to run a marathon in under 2 hours

          Kenyans: hold my nikes

          • TheFourthWinchester
            TheFourthWinchester  7 days back

            Screw this baby prenup. Also, why tf is there always a black man and white woman in these propaganda stuff?

            • Kathy Kaguara
              Kathy Kaguara  1 weeks back

              me: cringing everytime they say Kipchoge

              • ******
                ******  2 weeks back

                lol i died of laughter

                • The Proclaimed
                  The Proclaimed  2 weeks back

                  Journalists are at the bottom because of Sean Hannity (he ruins the average)

                  • Patrick
                    Patrick  2 weeks back

                    Where im from farmers are not allowed to have sex, we put em in the stall by night and feed em hay

                    • Tj H
                      Tj H  2 weeks back

                      wait, ARCHITECTS? This is because of HIMYM isn't it? Also "the most sex" is "once a day"? that's just sad.

                      • RB
                        RB  2 weeks back

                        scarecrow needs to sign the prenup

                        • I C
                          I C  2 weeks back

                          the shoes do actually matter like cleats in soccer or baseball ect..but i know its the persons talent that matters most and i know its comedy show but cmon this blatant d riding here is annoying

                          • Noah Kirkpatrick
                            Noah Kirkpatrick  2 weeks back

                            Baby prenup????? wtf is wrong with people

                            • LONNIE DOBBINS
                              LONNIE DOBBINS  2 weeks back

                              Black men don't have babies and families?

                              • Rizo Jerardo
                                Rizo Jerardo  2 weeks back

                                If you didn't wanna have a baby don't fuck free use Condon's 🤣🤣🤣

                                • Shifty Powers
                                  Shifty Powers  2 weeks back

                                  Americans are fucking stupid, baby pre nups

                                  • Steve D
                                    Steve D  2 weeks back

                                    I think Trevor is confusing "getting fucked" with "having sex". Trumpette's trade policies have been royally fucking farmers, esp of soya and pork, for the past two years.

                                    • Jason Tempel
                                      Jason Tempel  2 weeks back

                                      NAFTA did not start with this president & the dual-citizen, lifetime politicians of congress are all corrupt!

                                  • Fresh 2K
                                    Fresh 2K  2 weeks back

                                    I wanna be a farmer😂😂

                                    • Tiggertron
                                      Tiggertron  2 weeks back

                                      Lmaoo y'all nailed it with the Nikes wearing a Kenyan joke 😅 I was thinking the same damn thing 🏃🏿‍♂️💨

                                      • musical iman
                                        musical iman  2 weeks back

                                        "Scarecrows don't need to have mouths" hahahahhahahha

                                        • Oforlikelalune
                                          Oforlikelalune  2 weeks back

                                          The farmer statistic is so funny 😂

                                          • E. M
                                            E. M  2 weeks back

                                            white people always hating on blacks people hmm

                                            • TheKing Initiate
                                              TheKing Initiate  2 weeks back

                                              they dint say tht farmers are having sex with people. all i'm saying is...

                                              • Daisy Asio
                                                Daisy Asio  2 weeks back

                                                Baby prenap? that is sooo wrong

                                                • Josue166
                                                  Josue166  2 weeks back

                                                  Baby prenups are a white people created problem

                                                  • The WET TEE!!!!
                                                    The WET TEE!!!!  2 weeks back

                                                    White people are ridiculous

                                                    • Markov Soh
                                                      Markov Soh  2 weeks back

                                                      When a women says “I’m an educated, smart, strong and independent women..”

                                                      all the good men will run faster than kipchoge without the need for pacers

                                                      • Roger Brydon
                                                        Roger Brydon  2 weeks back

                                                        Did he just say all Kenyans are cheaters? Racist Noah confirmes

                                                        • ThePltsweet
                                                          ThePltsweet  3 weeks back

                                                          Eliud Kipchoge, our hero. You made us proud.

                                                          • Ace Hardy
                                                            Ace Hardy  3 weeks back

                                                            😲 18+ only "First Date" 💯

                                                            https://youtu.be/aJLKb83NAg8

                                                            • Dizzy Lizzie
                                                              Dizzy Lizzie  3 weeks back

                                                              I’m not saying you have to sign a contract but I do think clearly defining which partner or parent will be doing which responsibilities is a good idea. Obviously shit frequently hits the fan and you’d have to adapt but miscommunication is a huge relationship killer. So it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard of? 😂

                                                              • sellena benson
                                                                sellena benson  3 weeks back

                                                                Lmbooooo

                                                                • Vie Loi
                                                                  Vie Loi  3 weeks back

                                                                  Nike makes special shoes for special specific reasons. What is wrong with society

                                                                  TRACK
                                                                  SOCCER
                                                                  FOOTBALL
                                                                  LIFESTYLE

                                                                  lol who wrote her dialogue

                                                                  • Candy James
                                                                    Candy James  3 weeks back

                                                                    I knew y i wanted to be a journalist

                                                                    • CrunchyFrog
                                                                      CrunchyFrog  3 weeks back

                                                                      Will someone please think of those scarecrows!

                                                                      • Ci Ci
                                                                        Ci Ci  3 weeks back

                                                                        Baby prenups would make men stick around and take care of their children hopefully.

                                                                        • Blinded Bliss - Diana
                                                                          Blinded Bliss - Diana  3 weeks back

                                                                          Prostitutes have the most sex.

                                                                          • martha marleyzae
                                                                            martha marleyzae  3 weeks back

                                                                            Is parenting this bad in the US that people have prenups.
                                                                            Planned pregnancies were not enough.
                                                                            I have an easy solution.
                                                                            Don't have kids at all saves money and time.

                                                                            • Syreetha Kosoredjo
                                                                              Syreetha Kosoredjo  3 weeks back

                                                                              Break down THE WALLS or else trumpshouldemonstrate #nohatejustmotivate

                                                                              • Syreetha Kosoredjo
                                                                                Syreetha Kosoredjo  3 weeks back

                                                                                Heavens *rolles* that child could litterly think should i go back to where i came from *cries/laughingofcryingoflaughing* How can WE do that politics?????!!!!!!

                                                                                • kiara moodley
                                                                                  kiara moodley  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I refuse to get sucked into parenthood in a heterosexual relationship knowing how little men participate in child care. 😂😂😂

                                                                                  • Henry Bisono gallos
                                                                                    Henry Bisono gallos  3 weeks back

                                                                                    In the end he was hating because journalism doesn't have sex lol

                                                                                    • jalila love
                                                                                      jalila love  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Damn I was hoping this baby prenup thing was more like a very late term abortion thing. I was watching this and praying for a legal reason to give my thirteen yr old away...

                                                                                      • patricia muturi
                                                                                        patricia muturi  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Kenyans we proud 🇰🇪🇰🇪but how they saying kipchoge 🤣🤣

                                                                                        • Iris K
                                                                                          Iris K  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Well.. Farming is the oldest profession in the world.

                                                                                          • jgman2645
                                                                                            jgman2645  3 weeks back

                                                                                            The Muslim world has had “baby prenups” for centuries. It’s sad.

                                                                                            • Yahya Yasin
                                                                                              Yahya Yasin  3 weeks back

                                                                                              I finally found out why Kenyans run so its because of all the riots

                                                                                              • Sal Cruz Jr
                                                                                                Sal Cruz Jr  3 weeks back

                                                                                                Farmers Only . Com really works apparently