r/Facepalm | WHERE'S THE "W"??


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  • furr poki
    furr poki  5 months back

    You can't have a hangover if you're drunk 24/7

    • Robbie Mitch
      Robbie Mitch  9 hours back

      @c0smo how..how...HOW BAD WAS THE HANGOVER

    • Vanellope Glitch
      Vanellope Glitch  24 hours back

      Oh shit a furry

    • depressed rat
      depressed rat  1 days back

      *ay ay i seen u in the discord*

    • Key Conspiracies
      Key Conspiracies  2 days back

      furr poki but if you are drunk at work, you could get fired, then *boom* no money. Then where is the booze? *no where* lol just saying

    • Logan SL
      Logan SL  4 days back

      Burn child

      I’m just kidding I have nothing against furries

  • Gudik Animated
    Gudik Animated  2 hours back

    no one is talking about how Damian says ''sweet Mary mother of Joseph''

    • ClumsyCaden
      ClumsyCaden  10 hours back

      I still get message failed to send notifications from over 273 days ago

      • X Gamer
        X Gamer  11 hours back

        When it said ‘children giveaway’ I thought it meant giving away children...

        • Jerry Atricks
          Jerry Atricks  12 hours back

          @10:23 you were born and raised in Florida but didn't know this was Miami, Indiana? - https://youtu.be/hk0jJVhXgdc?t=77 - shenanigans!

          • Absolute Goon
            Absolute Goon  15 hours back

            My wife left me

          • Z
            Z  16 hours back

            For the first grade bathroom one, just wet your pants in the middle of class and they’ll remove (learned from personal experience)

            • H i
              H i  19 hours back

              Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to breathe

              • cuddlebug112282
                cuddlebug112282  22 hours back

                12:34 THE ENGINEER

                • cuddlebug112282
                  cuddlebug112282  22 hours back

                  2:28 gamzee time

                  • Lord Hunter
                    Lord Hunter  1 days back

                    Ur seeinf us but were not seeing u 🙃

                    • IClickBait GT
                      IClickBait GT  1 days back

                      2:20 actually this reply didnt have a point... Basic Science.

                      • WishNoob
                        WishNoob  1 days back

                        is it loading??

                        • Just_Yumateru
                          Just_Yumateru  1 days back


                          • SkeletonClamp79
                            SkeletonClamp79  1 days back

                            Morgz thinks there are only 3 billion people in the world. I think he might think it’s still the 1600s or something.

                            Anyone remember that one time morgz thought that there were less than 10 million people in america? I mean morgz we don’t all live in NYC.

                            • Robin McKean
                              Robin McKean  1 days back

                              9:21 MINE IS 672d age MORTALS

                              • yandere blueberry
                                yandere blueberry  1 days back

                                3:44 *they are giving away children*

                                • Schlangenliebhaber Für Immer

                                  How do I make my Facebook have pirate speak

                                  • Kanye West
                                    Kanye West  1 days back

                                    WTF the restaurant flights is right next to me and I recognize that is the one in the photo

                                    • luizbiel
                                      luizbiel  2 days back

                                      3:52 Oh... I see... It's a giveaway *for* the children

                                      • xThereon
                                        xThereon  2 days back

                                        "It's called the earth. Rotating."

                                        Uhh, no? The reason daylight gets longer/shorter is because of a combination of daylight savings time, and the earth revolving around the sun

                                        • B Holden
                                          B Holden  2 days back

                                          Why are some of these people dumber than me,a 8 year old

                                          • HarpsichordYT
                                            HarpsichordYT  2 days back

                                            5:58 this is an easy way to give your kids permanent bladder damage whoop tee doo

                                            • AVS PlaysROBLOX
                                              AVS PlaysROBLOX  2 days back

                                              My eyes burn every time I try to watch you

                                              • KillerWaffle
                                                KillerWaffle  2 days back

                                                12:32 sometimes tapping the starter helps if you cant start your car, its an old trick not many know about. You cant do it alone tho, someone needs to be inside to try and ignite while the other person is tapping.

                                                • Denki Kaminari
                                                  Denki Kaminari  2 days back

                                                  Shower thoughts here we go

                                                  What if ageing is a disease and Earth is a quarantined planet, and that’s why aliens don’t visit us?

                                                  • David Froese
                                                    David Froese  2 days back

                                                    1:30 this is the best shown karma ever

                                                    • Hot Cheetos
                                                      Hot Cheetos  2 days back

                                                      yes me did 😚

                                                      • Chriselda Hergert
                                                        Chriselda Hergert  2 days back

                                                        Emkay: you can just read the instruction manual

                                                        Me: or you could just have common sense of not sticking a spoon into a blender😐

                                                        • Chan Lee
                                                          Chan Lee  2 days back

                                                          5:29 the fact that they made it on my date of birth makes it funnier 😂

                                                          • Cobb Butterscorn
                                                            Cobb Butterscorn  2 days back


                                                            • Luke Collins
                                                              Luke Collins  2 days back

                                                              In scissors

                                                              • bitfounder222
                                                                bitfounder222  2 days back

                                                                On my iPad there is this notification that I once got that says message failed to send (3 years ago)

                                                                • INDIGO ANIMATED
                                                                  INDIGO ANIMATED  2 days back

                                                                  The dog used the force to make the cop shoot him self

                                                                  • Mushu my man
                                                                    Mushu my man  3 days back

                                                                    Is it me or is damien kinda really mean to the people in this video...

                                                                    • The Animal Notebook 1
                                                                      The Animal Notebook 1  3 days back

                                                                      I tested the ‘ what’s the biggest pla’ and it actually said what’s the biggest planet on Earth😂

                                                                      • LeGatoJugador:D
                                                                        LeGatoJugador:D  3 days back

                                                                        0:00 im just happy the dog wasnt dead and now they can play catch till the end of times.

                                                                        • Wilfre
                                                                          Wilfre  3 days back

                                                                          It's almost like Yahoo didn't know the fuckin future the person that posted that should also have themselves posted on the sub

                                                                          • Logan MK
                                                                            Logan MK  3 days back

                                                                            3:43 Oh...
                                                                            I thought they were giving away children 😂

                                                                            • Sharkcraft
                                                                              Sharkcraft  3 days back

                                                                              5:17 you mean the Earths axial tilt?

                                                                              I think you lost some braincells from this subreddit when recording this

                                                                              • A Frickin Duck
                                                                                A Frickin Duck  3 days back

                                                                                11:02 that looks like godzilla vs giant birb

                                                                                • J4ST1N
                                                                                  J4ST1N  3 days back

                                                                                  BRUH MOMENT

                                                                                  • Citavalo
                                                                                    Citavalo  3 days back

                                                                                    Fuck you, we were meant to be herbivores. You can make a deer eat meat but that still doesn’t make it a omnivore.

                                                                                    • Shrooby
                                                                                      Shrooby  3 days back

                                                                                      9:21 that’s happened to me before except it was 220d

                                                                                      • Lizzie S
                                                                                        Lizzie S  1 days back

                                                                                        That should have been on r/softwaregore.

                                                                                      • Chris Deleon
                                                                                        Chris Deleon  3 days back

                                                                                        Shrooby every time I restart my phone it happens to me on a msg from 400 days ago

                                                                                    • Cameron Sein
                                                                                      Cameron Sein  3 days back

                                                                                      That dog from the beginning look high af

                                                                                      • Nocturnal Pyro
                                                                                        Nocturnal Pyro  3 days back

                                                                                        7:52 I mean, what's the difference?

                                                                                        • Nocturnal Pyro
                                                                                          Nocturnal Pyro  3 days back

                                                                                          2:45 It shouldn't be necessary to read a manual to know you don't put a spoon in a blender.

                                                                                          • nigerian joe
                                                                                            nigerian joe  3 days back

                                                                                            I love vegetable flavor