Joe Weller - Don't Mess With Me (Official Music Video)

  • Published: 15 December 2018

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    Music Video
    Filmed by Mark Upson - @markupson | @F2Revolution
    Edited by Joe Weller

    Joe Weller
    Theo Baker as Malfoy -
    Luke Martin as Rey Mysterio -
    Kris Flynn-Hutt as Skull Face -
    Stephen Tries as Goat Man -

    Instrumental produced by Gold K. Music -

    Song mixed & mastered by Ben Stancombe -

    #music #comedy


    Last week
    I was walking down the street
    I was heading to the park
    I was passing by a tree

    When some dodgy bloke
    Hits me with a tennis racket
    Puts me to the ground
    And I dunno why this has happened

    To the skull
    Again and again
    Feel it breaking me down
    And I want it to end

    Can’t get away
    But I’m not afraid
    Cuz I’ve got a secret weapon
    And he is my best mate

    So ya tryna send me down?
    You wanna mess about?
    Malfoy! Malfoy!
    Will put you in the ground
    We’re never gonna stop
    We’re crazy young boys
    And we’re going to the top

    Before I know it
    I see they’re taking malfoy
    Plotting dark things
    They wanna deploy

    Can’t take it nahh
    I don’t wanna face it nah
    Can’t fake it nah
    Got me running chasing nah

    No use
    Cuz they’re driving fast
    Think they got me dropping out
    But I’m on the graft
    I’m not gonna turn around
    This ain’t gonna last
    I’m coming for you malfoy
    I’m gonna get past!


    Outta nowhere
    I see another dork
    Coming to me
    And he’s got a knife and fork

    You can pull up fast
    Hit me to the skull
    Try put me down
    But that’s getting dull
    You ain’t ever gonna stop us
    Ya need a bloody UFO
    Who’s the best team?
    Joe and Draco

    After putting in the work
    I come across a clue
    Malfoy’s scarf!
    What am I gonna do?

    I see them
    The group of dodgy young boys
    And there he is
    It’s little boy malfoy

    After chatting to the goons
    We settle on a match
    A little 2 v 2
    To get my friend back

    We got this
    We got the chemistry
    And straight away
    He’s got the skillzys

    He scores a cracker
    To put us 1-0 up
    But Rey Mysterio
    Brings it back to level up

    Next goal wins
    We gotta make this count
    Play tricky now
    But they come and take me out

    Straight up cheating
    And we’re just about to lose
    When little Malfoy
    Pulls out a sick move

    I come in
    To finish up the job
    I score the winner
    And we’re crowned the champions

    There you have it
    We’ve done it once again
    You’ll always be a winner
    When ya got a true friend

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Comments • 14 854

  • Morgan._. Attrill
    Morgan._. Attrill  18 hours back

    Omd Stephen at the end 😂

    • CheeZy Alberto
      CheeZy Alberto  2 days back

      😂is simply all I need to say

      • Caleb Paige
        Caleb Paige  2 days back


        • BarnetBoy
          BarnetBoy  2 days back

          love everyone getting mad in the comments about a fight that happened ages ago

          • Charming Tatum
            Charming Tatum  2 days back

            Good luck with getting to the top. Just saying, it's never gonna happen. Hate to break it to you Joe but you only got famous off KSI when you fought him.

            • Antony M Exploring
              Antony M Exploring  5 days back

              Those background effects are hilarious

              • Chesea4life16
                Chesea4life16  5 days back

                *put captions on*

                • Charming Tatum
                  Charming Tatum  5 days back


                  • WTC ER EN
                    WTC ER EN  6 days back

                    wait wasn't weird mask boi in but he scores ???

                    • WTC ER EN
                      WTC ER EN  6 days back

                      random bloke hits me with a tenis racket random as hell

                      • Jacob Gamboa
                        Jacob Gamboa  7 days back

                        I am addicted to this song

                        • LIL SMALLIE
                          LIL SMALLIE  7 days back

                          Anyone here after KSI VS LOGAN 2

                          • Jo Hickman
                            Jo Hickman  1 weeks back

                            SHUT up little boy before Kai comes back and beat your ass again😅😂🤣

                            • kvyenne
                              kvyenne  6 days back

                              please man stfu, KSI and Joe Weller are friends now. there is no need for these retarded comments.

                          • Alex Enright
                            Alex Enright  1 weeks back

                            Absolute vintage seller at his best

                            • ritchski1
                              ritchski1  1 weeks back

                              Nice effort, but don’t ever, ever do this again

                              • G
                                G  1 weeks back

                                Producer did been done dirty by this guy. Yikes.

                                • Thomas Maughan
                                  Thomas Maughan  1 weeks back

                                  Joe weller plzz shut up ksi messed whit u

                                  • Do I Know you
                                    Do I Know you  2 weeks back

                                    Who is not going to mess with this weak shit.

                                    • Sienna Rexha
                                      Sienna Rexha  2 weeks back


                                      • Mini Man
                                        Mini Man  2 weeks back

                                        You don’t win a wwe title in soccer, that’s racist

                                        • jonah 64
                                          jonah 64  2 weeks back

                                          Mini Man that’s so funny

                                      • Mini Man
                                        Mini Man  2 weeks back

                                        Since when did Rey mysterio kidnap people?

                                        • Ethan 8eightz
                                          Ethan 8eightz  2 weeks back

                                          When u have a dream and make it real life 😂😂

                                          • Melissa ice
                                            Melissa ice  2 weeks back


                                            • Alex G
                                              Alex G  3 weeks back

                                              Off brand froggy fresh

                                              • Clapped Keiran
                                                Clapped Keiran  3 weeks back

                                                10 months old and still a absolute banger 🔥

                                                • MAGICALVRGAS *
                                                  MAGICALVRGAS *  4 weeks back

                                                  Theo is chips mate now lol

                                                  • Jake Christopher Mendoza


                                                    • Rafsan Ahmed
                                                      Rafsan Ahmed  4 weeks back


                                                      • Barça Fans
                                                        Barça Fans  4 weeks back

                                                        I am sorry Joe but this is trash 😂

                                                        • SMASH MONSTER
                                                          SMASH MONSTER  4 weeks back

                                                          You suck more than anyone has ever sucked.

                                                          • pepsi BOI!
                                                            pepsi BOI!  1 months back

                                                            0:21 0:53 1:26 1:36 1:47 1:58 2:09 DAT BEAT!

                                                            • Alex & Fred
                                                              Alex & Fred  1 months back

                                                              Classic Joe Weller

                                                              • Curmeh
                                                                Curmeh  1 months back

                                                                This is legit trash no offense

                                                                • Incognito
                                                                  Incognito  1 months back

                                                                  What the hell is this?! 😂

                                                                  • Ali Hakimi
                                                                    Ali Hakimi  1 months back

                                                                    WWE Batista bomb pedigree sweet chin music

                                                                    • Kayden Owen
                                                                      Kayden Owen  1 months back

                                                                      This is fire 🔥

                                                                      • Hussain Kanchwala
                                                                        Hussain Kanchwala  1 months back

                                                                        Your a bitch look at your face jakesss bitch

                                                                        • Roxanne Peypascissurs
                                                                          Roxanne Peypascissurs  1 months back

                                                                          This is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen

                                                                          • Lori Szigeti
                                                                            Lori Szigeti  1 months back

                                                                            If kendrick lamar was British

                                                                            • totuuden torvi
                                                                              totuuden torvi  1 months back

                                                                              Joe Weller when you fight sparr against me, just like you promise

                                                                              • William
                                                                                William  1 months back

                                                                                Rey mesteryo mask lol

                                                                                • BeautyBuzzyBee
                                                                                  BeautyBuzzyBee  1 months back

                                                                                  Been singing this on repeat lol, such a sick tune!

                                                                                  • J&M Production
                                                                                    J&M Production  1 months back

                                                                                    The beat just reminds me of fucking kitty and I Stan it

                                                                                    • mlgboss444
                                                                                      mlgboss444  1 months back

                                                                                      Joe mama

                                                                                      • georgepxrry
                                                                                        georgepxrry  1 months back


                                                                                        • Thomas Bailie
                                                                                          Thomas Bailie  1 months back

                                                                                          Should have way more than 3.5mil views!

                                                                                          • Fannberg l
                                                                                            Fannberg l  2 months back

                                                                                            I normally don't like british accounts but I like Joe Wellers accent for some reason

                                                                                            • Montana D09
                                                                                              Montana D09  2 months back