Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo


Comments • 493

  • Deep Cycle Garage
    Deep Cycle Garage  2 weeks back

    Lots of anti white racist "comedy" out there.

    • Helidude350
      Helidude350  3 weeks back

      I’m tempted to get my nails done there.
      That place sounds fun.😁

      • Veronica Christopher
        Veronica Christopher  3 weeks back

        The yell voice is so annoying

        • Brandon Lucas
          Brandon Lucas  3 weeks back

          I freaking love this woman

          • multifandomz
            multifandomz  4 weeks back

            i want those jordans

            • Victor the Kid
              Victor the Kid  4 weeks back

              Her name is cristela and she has to clarify she's Latina, cállate cristela jajaja

              • Youtube Censors
                Youtube Censors  4 weeks back

                Hm, she isn't funny.

                • KingParisBuckingham
                  KingParisBuckingham  4 weeks back

                  She got a nice fat ass eh?

                  • Fab French
                    Fab French  1 months back

                    I definitly do not understand American culture... What can be  »romantic » about picking apples ? And also, the definition of « white » is weird... to me this woman is white. By the way « latin » is a culture which refer to romance speaking countries, it is not a race

                    • Runs with Bulls
                      Runs with Bulls  1 months back

                      She has good material but it just feels incomplete. Idk.

                      • SanS T
                        SanS T  1 months back

                        Lost it @ "it's complicated" LMAO!!!!

                        • bubba schill
                          bubba schill  1 months back

                          material is platinum. delivery is a mission.

                          • arsonistixx gaming
                            arsonistixx gaming  1 months back

                            Cant help just staring at her shoes

                            • cibernena 0105
                              cibernena 0105  1 months back

                              She's so funny! She's like a female Gabriel Iglesias.

                              • Marina Kyriacou
                                Marina Kyriacou  1 months back

                                She's hilarious! XD

                                • bebetigre12
                                  bebetigre12  1 months back

                                  She would be better without the ignorant flesh tone references.

                                  • BillyFreeTX
                                    BillyFreeTX  2 months back

                                    fat, envious woman, who has never performed physical labor, derides others because of her own perceived inferiority. reaally pathetic

                                    • Tejah
                                      Tejah  2 months back

                                      You know guys have song for women too. Lol secretly gettin all sappy to Celine Dion and John Legend. Pulling out those Duluth manly tissues.

                                      • hvelavan1
                                        hvelavan1  2 months back

                                        I thought I was the only one who did the "our song" drama 😒

                                        • Millsy Kooksy
                                          Millsy Kooksy  2 months back


                                          • ucnhtmenow1
                                            ucnhtmenow1  2 months back

                                            It just seems all Latinos just love love songs. I worked at a laminate shop and they listened to live some all day everyday. It was very depressing. That just makes them sad all the time.

                                            • ancient beatz
                                              ancient beatz  2 months back

                                              Got the hispanic jordans on lol

                                              • David Borchman
                                                David Borchman  2 months back

                                                You are you talking about. That small percentage of Native blood you have doesnt mean much at all.

                                                • Cowafungus
                                                  Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                  It's like a 5 yr old wrote these jokes

                                                  • Dad's Freetime Classic Gaming

                                                    lol michael bolton? this joke is 20 years old.

                                                    • Cowafungus
                                                      Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                      I feel bad that someone told this lady she was funny and then put her on stage to embarrass herself in front of a crowd

                                                      • Cowafungus
                                                        Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                        Who in the hell is laughing at this? sad

                                                        • Cowafungus
                                                          Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                          @Freddy Louie great job, what a snappy comeback! OMG LoL, I'm like soooo proud of you, I'm totally cereal, I think YOU deserve to be the one with a special

                                                        • Freddy Louie
                                                          Freddy Louie  2 months back

                                                          unfunny people would think it wasnt funny

                                                      • Cowafungus
                                                        Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                        This is one of the least funny, not only comedy specials, but just ....THINGS I've ever seen

                                                        • Cowafungus
                                                          Cowafungus  2 months back

                                                          If you were a burglar you would already be a rapper

                                                          • Thoun Beast
                                                            Thoun Beast  2 months back

                                                            Wet back hating on whites

                                                            • Jimmy Rustling
                                                              Jimmy Rustling  2 months back

                                                              1:09 They. It's always these scary, enigmatic, mysterious and above all ill intentioned *THEY*. Who are THEY? Bears? Squirrels? Partisans from Civil War? Ancient Aliens? Hmm.... "They" must be the bees. Bees fucking love apples.

                                                              • Dawson Goggles
                                                                Dawson Goggles  2 months back

                                                                Women aren't funny

                                                                • Avver DK Mikji FD
                                                                  Avver DK Mikji FD  2 months back

                                                                  This. This is a solid female set..

                                                                  • X_NICK_X 127
                                                                    X_NICK_X 127  2 months back


                                                                    • Anuprita Kulaye
                                                                      Anuprita Kulaye  2 months back

                                                                      I've heard tht nail salon joke somewhere.. . Idk wer though

                                                                      • Blunt_Blue Bubble
                                                                        Blunt_Blue Bubble  3 months back

                                                                        Apple picking isn’t romantic tho...

                                                                        • alrightZuleta
                                                                          alrightZuleta  3 months back

                                                                          this kinda confused me

                                                                          • Dominique D
                                                                            Dominique D  3 months back

                                                                            Bring back her show!

                                                                            • jdzspace33
                                                                              jdzspace33  3 months back

                                                                              I really liked her show. Shame it didn't work out. She was/ is really funny

                                                                              • Kydashing
                                                                                Kydashing  3 months back

                                                                                JZ ILL SLEEP WITH YOU FOR A TANK OF GASSS!! XD

                                                                                • Dawn D.
                                                                                  Dawn D.  3 months back

                                                                                  She's funny.

                                                                                  • nidia m
                                                                                    nidia m  3 months back

                                                                                    She reminds me so much of Gabriel Iglesias

                                                                                    • Eirsa van Flur
                                                                                      Eirsa van Flur  3 months back

                                                                                      My love song for my first boyfriend was leaving on a jet plane

                                                                                      • Wraith Boss
                                                                                        Wraith Boss  3 months back

                                                                                        Ok why I don’t like her because she kinda like fluffy but female

                                                                                        • slayer 1
                                                                                          slayer 1  3 months back

                                                                                          This one is for today every one of y'all is fine and that's very unusual for an entire chat I think I want to live LOL

                                                                                          • slayer 1
                                                                                            slayer 1  3 months back

                                                                                            so like with a mentally unstable individual like that AKA women you would have to be cautious of the songs that we should get here because if you had a song that would relate to 1 to 5of her boy previous boyfriend's you can have issuesimagine if you played all five songs in a row chronologically as she's trying to figure you out wow

                                                                                            • Lawrence Cole
                                                                                              Lawrence Cole  3 months back


                                                                                              • Verce 919
                                                                                                Verce 919  3 months back

                                                                                                "Bling bling, holla"??

                                                                                                When's the last time she listened to a rap song?