Moist Meter | Hobbs and Shaw

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  • Published: 04 August 2019
  • Hobbs & Shaw (2019 Action / Adventure Movie) starring Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham and directed by David Leitch as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

    Moist Meter Scientists:

    Jackson: twitter.com/zealotonpc
    Charlie: twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

    Contact: [email protected]

    Intro Voice: goo.gl/y5YRWY
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Comments • 1 225

  • Top Sauce
    Top Sauce  1 days back

    The part where ideas Elba said “IM BLACK SUPERMAN” sent me into cardiac arrest

    • Jaggofff Gaming
      Jaggofff Gaming  2 weeks back

      I'm very surprised you didnt rip the stupid fucking tow truck shit at the end apart. Absolutely expected that.

      • Oliver Beattie
        Oliver Beattie  1 months back

        Thank you young David Schwimmer.

        • Tony Cilantro
          Tony Cilantro  3 months back

          Your review could be applied to your podcast, minus the action

          • Royce Anderson
            Royce Anderson  4 months back

            This movie was horrendous, I can't believe this was tagged with The Fast and Furious series... So sad

            • ArtifactADU
              ArtifactADU  4 months back

              Remember when Fast & The Furious was about street racing with awesome cars? Yeah me neither.

              • Flamez
                Flamez  4 months back

                Watched it today... not bad

                • Nightcore Vahkil
                  Nightcore Vahkil  4 months back

                  My last name is one of there last name

                  • Fun Hat
                    Fun Hat  4 months back

                    you wanna see terrible editing? watch Shoot Em' Up.

                    • outpost34
                      outpost34  4 months back

                      my dick's ten times the balls your dick once had

                      • Not Thanos
                        Not Thanos  4 months back

                        Love Kevin Hart and Ryan Reynolds

                        • TrumpeterJen
                          TrumpeterJen  4 months back

                          I'd personally rate it higher because of the segment in Samoa. It's rare to see a setting and culture harnessed so well in a movie.

                          • Commander Cameron
                            Commander Cameron  4 months back

                            Honestly personally I loved this movie but idris was a weak villain he seemed cool but overall lost potential the jokes we’re alright I wanna take points off for potty humor but it cracked me up better then the fast and furious movies. I like this spin off

                            • The Ruski
                              The Ruski  4 months back

                              I remember when it went from night to day weirdly

                              • deaconjamess
                                deaconjamess  4 months back

                                i thought it was good

                                • ThrustMe
                                  ThrustMe  4 months back

                                  Looks so fucking boring.

                                  • I V
                                    I V  4 months back

                                    Vanessa Kirby it’s so hot made me payed attention to the movie

                                    • Victor Cortez
                                      Victor Cortez  4 months back

                                      That pitch black to broad daylight also happened within 9 minutes according to the timer in the movie lmao

                                      • 3mptsoul
                                        3mptsoul  4 months back

                                        the change in the weather tho, all within 30 mins for hattie to get the virus out

                                        • Pixelnuke123
                                          Pixelnuke123  4 months back

                                          Way to low

                                          • Unsubscribe from me
                                            Unsubscribe from me  4 months back

                                            This is superhero movie, isn't it?

                                            • Andrew
                                              Andrew  4 months back

                                              Something that annoyed me was at the beginning scene when the main villain lied about her killing everyone, there was literally no point

                                              • Andrew
                                                Andrew  4 months back

                                                The night to day scene also annoyed me aswell

                                                • Mark Vallejo
                                                  Mark Vallejo  4 months back

                                                  Welp, the lord has spoken

                                                  • Sik Society
                                                    Sik Society  4 months back

                                                    Omg I thought I was the only one who noticed about night time becoming day lol.

                                                    • The One and Only
                                                      The One and Only  4 months back

                                                      Why is Kevin Hart becoming more forced into these movies with the Rock?

                                                      • ObeyDaSavior
                                                        ObeyDaSavior  4 months back

                                                        Moist Meter on Zombieland

                                                        • Dongflop
                                                          Dongflop  4 months back

                                                          That was surprising

                                                          • Irish Anonymous
                                                            Irish Anonymous  4 months back

                                                            A decent standalone movie but a bad fast and furious movie. One ass scene and two car scenes.

                                                            • Thomas Torsvik
                                                              Thomas Torsvik  4 months back

                                                              My Co.... Sorry, I meant Mike Cox is bigger than your's The Movie

                                                              • saint
                                                                saint  4 months back

                                                                SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK MOIST METER DO IT pls

                                                                • Brilliant
                                                                  Brilliant  4 months back

                                                                  I’ve only seen furious 7 and 8 and I don’t understand why people seem to love these movies but shit on franchises that are basically the same like Transformers. Both franchises are boring mindless action with a paper thin story and terrible acting.

                                                                  • Jairo Romani
                                                                    Jairo Romani  4 months back

                                                                    Do a face reveal!

                                                                    • GreatBigMitch
                                                                      GreatBigMitch  4 months back

                                                                      The rock and Jason just praised the sun

                                                                      • MajPeaches
                                                                        MajPeaches  4 months back

                                                                        *Nothing but complaints*


                                                                        "Yeah, I'll give it a 65%, I definitely recommend it"

                                                                        • Seth Gman
                                                                          Seth Gman  4 months back

                                                                          The most random thing was kevin hart and Ryan Reynolds showing up in the movie. It seems like they really wanted to add as much comedy for some filler. Also the people with mass evolution tech didn't have different plans if the one helicopter didnt work at the end?? Thats what i thought was stupid. Great movie tho

                                                                          • plz don't read my name
                                                                            plz don't read my name  4 months back

                                                                            Was expecting genome soldiers, got black Jet Stream Sam instead

                                                                            0/5

                                                                          • Dr. 2006
                                                                            Dr. 2006  4 months back

                                                                            I love F&F... but was pretty disappointed. Not enough girls or cars. Plot was dumb and predictable, jokes were repetitive, and it felt like it was supposed to end 30 minutes before it actually does. Btw I also noticed that random night to day transition!

                                                                            Ryan Reynolds was definitely the surprise standout of the film.

                                                                            • Javsamca
                                                                              Javsamca  4 months back

                                                                              I miss when it was about illegal street racing with super tuned cars and simple down to earth plots like deliver drugs... now it’s super virus and cyborg dudes...what a mess

                                                                              • Supplanter
                                                                                Supplanter  4 months back

                                                                                Idk how people can like this shit

                                                                                • Nixon Hanna
                                                                                  Nixon Hanna  4 months back

                                                                                  With the time changing,it was clear sky at the beginning of the final battle but when they fall down the cliff and have the fist fights it’s pouring and lightning

                                                                                  • Cade Alexander
                                                                                    Cade Alexander  4 months back

                                                                                    I’m shocked he gave it a 65%. I would give it a weak 10%. That movie was complete ass hahahahaha!

                                                                                    • B. Weh
                                                                                      B. Weh  4 months back

                                                                                      Fast and Furious: Resident Evil 5

                                                                                      • Bavid Dowie
                                                                                        Bavid Dowie  4 months back

                                                                                        Genocide schmenocide

                                                                                        • cliffxrd
                                                                                          cliffxrd  4 months back

                                                                                          Can we get a moist meter for It: Chapter 2

                                                                                          • Polar Bear
                                                                                            Polar Bear  4 months back

                                                                                            The editing was weird as hell but it was a good action movie

                                                                                            • Humpfrey
                                                                                              Humpfrey  4 months back

                                                                                              do a face reveal

                                                                                              • Mike Rauch
                                                                                                Mike Rauch  4 months back

                                                                                                The crazy cuts were obviously an effort to cut costs. The special effects look like crap in a lot of parts in this. It's obvious they cut it up a lot to make a lot of shots work without special effects. Like the whole helicopter chase scene. They completely avoided showing the cars and the helicopter in the same shot.