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  • your local sewage
    your local sewage  11 hours back

    Why did I read this Abortion?

    • Mini Bryan
      Mini Bryan  1 days back

      When I was 5 I was asked and I said..

      po po only for da Gun :/

      • Lycanroc Gacha
        Lycanroc Gacha  2 days back

        Children before:
        Parent: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
        Child: I uhh I wanna uhh be uhh a police officer!
        Parent: Ok son!

        Children Now:
        Parent: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
        Child: A YouTuber!
        Parent: Umm what's a YouTuber?

        • Eli Quagliata
          Eli Quagliata  3 days back

          I'm Australian and that was really funny

          • Teeny
            Teeny  3 days back

            As a certified Australian, with that accent, I pronounce you our next prime minister

            • Paden Kelly
              Paden Kelly  3 days back

              That is not how he sound

              • Doctor Crystal
                Doctor Crystal  4 days back

                I love how I chose the future position of a doctor when I was five

                And my mother holds me to that decision to this day

                • The Dabtato Games
                  The Dabtato Games  4 days back

                  I wanted to be a power ranger ( I was one for three Halloween years)

                  • JERRYOS TOSE
                    JERRYOS TOSE  4 days back

                    My teacher played this in our class lol 😂😂😂 it was amazing lol

                    • Ace Of Spades
                      Ace Of Spades  5 days back

                      My current teacher is the best teacher I’ve ever me.
                      He actually used to be a person who was failing at life. He lived at his parent’s house, he didn’t have a job, didn’t have a girlfriend, and he just went to his friends’s house occasionally to watch sports with them or just play video games. He even got fired from a few teacher jobs. When he almost gave up, he got hired by this current school. He asked why and they said “we’re giving you a final chance to succeed”. He used his experience to teach his students whatnot to do and even uses some of his friends who still haven’t grown up as an example. He teaches his students life lessons and is very reasonable. He lets us look into our books for tests because he says he’s not the best person who can memorize things and he doesn’t want to force people to do something that he also can’t do. He’s probably one of the best teachers I’ve ever seen.

                      • Nova Kitty
                        Nova Kitty  6 days back

                        “What do you wanna when you grow up?”
                        Domics. I wanna be Domics.

                        • Embry Milo
                          Embry Milo  6 days back

                          2010: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
                          Me: “A zoo-y person”
                          2019: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
                          Me: “Well I-“
                          2019: “HAHAHA you thought you had a future. Stupid teenagers, they never learn.”

                          • Embry Milo
                            Embry Milo  6 days back

                            2:36 Dom... why are your fingers tiny

                            • Arman Kuik
                              Arman Kuik  6 days back

                              Youtube is a real job

                              • Arianna Manzanares
                                Arianna Manzanares  7 days back

                                I wanted to be an architect when I was 5... I was an artistic five year old and I knew how to read. I liked buildings and wanted to design them. I only knew about it because my mom works for an architecture and engineering firm!

                                • THE GAMER!
                                  THE GAMER!  7 days back

                                  sometimes I see people say when I grow up I want to be a youtuber THAT IS NOT A JOB you can do it at any age

                                  • blaster915
                                    blaster915  7 days back

                                    So what if your ambitions are not to change the world, but to simply live laugh and put on a spectacle only in front of those you love.
                                    Is that not a worthy focus of life? Or must one devote one's abilities to share it with as many people as possible? The world isn't exactly kind, so why would I give it out to everyone? I choose to have those I wish in my life. I feel forced to make an impact on others outside of that. Is that a lack of ambition?

                                    • CreeperKing106
                                      CreeperKing106  1 weeks back

                                      Say “rise up lights” and it sounds like raserblade no

                                    • NoobMaster 69
                                      NoobMaster 69  1 weeks back

                                      No one:

                                      Literally no one:

                                      Read More

                                    • ItsSakeh
                                      ItsSakeh  1 weeks back

                                      Nah m8 i wanted to be an Astrophysicist since I was 4

                                      • Art With Huntzer
                                        Art With Huntzer  1 weeks back

                                        I am Aussie but I have an English accent🤔

                                        • Asmo Ahmed
                                          Asmo Ahmed  1 weeks back

                                          I wanted to be a chef that owned a pizza restaurant 😂😂

                                          • theRealPlatinum Fox
                                            theRealPlatinum Fox  1 weeks back

                                            you forgot "TICKLE MY DINGO"

                                            • Alex taheri 1233
                                              Alex taheri 1233  2 weeks back

                                              So you’re dad and mom are sibling

                                              • Code Lazar Yeet
                                                Code Lazar Yeet  2 weeks back

                                                I’m Australian and he’s accent was so bad 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

                                                • Tuqeer Alam
                                                  Tuqeer Alam  2 weeks back

                                                  After watching Dragon Ball, who wanted to become line Goku or Vegeta

                                                  • Seven Ellen
                                                    Seven Ellen  2 weeks back

                                                    My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up when I was five, and I said I wanted to be a bird.

                                                    • Jae Ekow
                                                      Jae Ekow  2 weeks back

                                                      Man! Wish i could make my parents understand my love for arts back in the days

                                                      • Dario Wirtha
                                                        Dario Wirtha  2 weeks back

                                                        I think I wanted to be an owner of a bakery or a lone ranger.

                                                        • Deku
                                                          Deku  2 weeks back

                                                          this is why my school district got rid of Advisory and replaced it with a thing called connect that helps us learn what we want to do with our lives and how to live up to those standard requirements

                                                          • Wut_Justice
                                                            Wut_Justice  2 weeks back

                                                            You have inspired me to get into architecture

                                                            • Gman talon
                                                              Gman talon  2 weeks back

                                                              Oddly enough I wanted to be an...

                                                              Ice cream truck driver...

                                                            • Le3six
                                                              Le3six  2 weeks back

                                                              When I grow up I want to be dead because of my critical depression

                                                              • Kryptex YT
                                                                Kryptex YT  1 weeks back

                                                                I thought it was just me.....

                                                            • The random Stranger
                                                              The random Stranger  2 weeks back

                                                              You have successfully insulted me and 25 million other Australians...good job

                                                            • Louis Jones
                                                              Louis Jones  2 weeks back

                                                              I wanna be a astronautic engineer btw that Ozzie acsent ain’t so bad mate

                                                              • Japexa Rathod
                                                                Japexa Rathod  3 weeks back

                                                                Nailed it

                                                                • Geena Patch
                                                                  Geena Patch  3 weeks back

                                                                  @ 7:08 IS THAT HAIKYUU I SEE

                                                                  • Annie Wang
                                                                    Annie Wang  3 weeks back

                                                                    I kinda liked his Aussie accent

                                                                    • babbar78
                                                                      babbar78  3 weeks back

                                                                      I have never actually had a ambition.... I want to give serendipity a chance.

                                                                      • Silk Playzzz
                                                                        Silk Playzzz  3 weeks back

                                                                        The accent hurts me

                                                                        • kim lam
                                                                          kim lam  3 weeks back

                                                                          My parents: Asian.
                                                                          Also my parents: Why you get 99? Why not 100?

                                                                          • Kazuto Lu
                                                                            Kazuto Lu  4 weeks back

                                                                            Is it weird that your about to got to high school or is already in high and couldn’t think of a future for yourself?

                                                                            • Dimi K17
                                                                              Dimi K17  4 weeks back

                                                                              U know that by the age of 18 u dont need to assure your parents that u will suceed in your job?
                                                                              They cant do absolutely nothing to u.

                                                                              • Oliver Gretton
                                                                                Oliver Gretton  4 weeks back

                                                                                No Tasmania disappointing

                                                                                • Nurin Anis
                                                                                  Nurin Anis  4 weeks back

                                                                                  I am glad to have found someone who had to choose architecture because of the 'poor artist' concept
                                                                                  My true passion lies in art and character design but there is no way to that where I live. It's pretty much an unstable path if I were to take art and become a character designer or concept artist here.

                                                                                  So I ended up choosing architecture, at least it's art related and it does improve my skills (a bit) in drawing and modelling buildings which sorta helped me improve my concept arts as well.

                                                                                  I'm not shy to admit it, I tell this to anyone so I could collect different answers, experiences sometimes just pieces of motivation to move on whenever I feel down. I am hungry for advice, knowledge and wisdom because I want to know what I am actually doing and what I should do.

                                                                                  • Shaun Yeoh Wen xuan
                                                                                    Shaun Yeoh Wen xuan  4 weeks back

                                                                                    I was from somewhere near the Philippines but my parents chose austalia

                                                                                    • EESHA PARACHA
                                                                                      EESHA PARACHA  4 weeks back

                                                                                      when I was 5 ...I wanted to be a shopkeeper so that I could eat all the candies myself....

                                                                                      • Free pizza for
                                                                                        Free pizza for  4 weeks back

                                                                                        I thought teachers knew everything until i asked my teacher what the 'z' axis was. And she didnt know. She taught us math for god sake.