Dog Steals A Man's Wife

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  • Yellowe
    Yellowe  7 hours back

    1:29 : takes him out of the house to.....

    • PhaseStalker
      PhaseStalker  3 days back

      Just smack the dog what kinda shit is this lmao

      • Mugen
        Mugen  4 days back

        They shoud make a reality show about my life i am literally an indecisive couchpotato without a drivers licence at 22, but i am a member of mensa with an IQ of 146 MonkaS

        • S Z D X N
          S Z D X N  7 days back

          1:29 "Victoria gets the boys out of the house to fuck."

          • William Maurice
            William Maurice  2 weeks back

            So, like every yuppie marriage?
            This looks like something that would be on MTV or TLC.
            If he didn't approach the dog like that and maybe earn its trust, that or punt the fucking thing into a ceiling fan.

            • Dj Davis
              Dj Davis  2 weeks back

              U talked over the vid 2 much

              • EMPEROR_ZAVIN
                EMPEROR_ZAVIN  2 weeks back

                My asshole is itchy

                • Isaiah Comfort
                  Isaiah Comfort  2 weeks back

                  I would've divorced her in two weeks if she didnt get rid of this dog. I've had dogs since i was 3. Your an absolute loser if you're competing with one and losing. At one point she said the dog suffers because of him. I swear this women would make her husband sleep outside instead of the dog. I would've called Dr Phil to ship her to the ranch.

                  • Sean
                    Sean  3 weeks back

                    😂 omg I died when I was the size of the dog. Dude it's the size of a football, how tf is that getting in the way. Just lay on thr fucker.

                    • Martin Tavares
                      Martin Tavares  3 weeks back

                      "They get the paws out of the house to fuck"- 1:30

                      • Kayden Burress
                        Kayden Burress  3 weeks back

                        Fuck that little dog, I would punt that thing.

                        • Sullivan Curran
                          Sullivan Curran  3 weeks back

                          Id have kicked a fuckin fieldgoal with that fuckin rat of a dog

                          • William Blackfyre
                            William Blackfyre  3 weeks back

                            Phil is a pussy....fuck the dog and establish dominace.

                            • Beezy King
                              Beezy King  3 weeks back

                              Lmmfao funniest one yet.

                              • Alden Ze German
                                Alden Ze German  4 weeks back

                                I have a dog that looks exactly like that

                                • The Boyzzz
                                  The Boyzzz  4 weeks back

                                  Bee Movie 2

                                  • luanblue3
                                    luanblue3  4 weeks back

                                    When the lady leaves the room punch or kick the little rat dog as hard as you can and it won’t bother you ever again :)

                                    Disobedient animals like that just need to be shown who’s alpha.
                                    P.S. I could give less of a shit about your “FUR BABY” OH NO

                                    • Maggie E
                                      Maggie E  4 weeks back

                                      Bailey would be adorable if he wasn’t a menace lol

                                      • Sparky Donovan
                                        Sparky Donovan  4 weeks back

                                        WTF Snakes eyes don’t detect that it’s venomous or not, fucking idiot

                                        • Capn. Clooch
                                          Capn. Clooch  1 months back

                                          Watch as if when they get divorced Phill is forced to take the dog

                                          • DrSlee
                                            DrSlee  1 months back

                                            Just eat the dog

                                            • Hiep Ninh
                                              Hiep Ninh  1 months back

                                              just grab a stick and smack that dog, problem solve

                                              • Ruby's K9s
                                                Ruby's K9s  1 months back

                                                she's the fucking worst dog trainer out there. Coming from someone who is even more of a dog trainer than that "professional" XDD

                                                • Joseph Halbohn
                                                  Joseph Halbohn  1 months back

                                                  Don’t underestimate a yorkie I have a nasty scar on my shin from an angry spoiled yorkie. What they lack in size and strength they make up for in sheer confidence and viciousness

                                                  • ProjectCrip
                                                    ProjectCrip  1 months back

                                                    18 year old holly is her real name you dip shit

                                                    • Dyl McCy
                                                      Dyl McCy  1 months back

                                                      Here’s a little song we’re hoping will win a few Oscars. It’s called my sister, my wife.

                                                      Sounds bout right for out in alabama

                                                      • Gabriel Kröeger
                                                        Gabriel Kröeger  1 months back

                                                        Just sit on it till it stops struggling... Then throw on Netflix

                                                        • War Kitty
                                                          War Kitty  1 months back

                                                          That dog just fucking hate phil.
                                                          As if he is the anchovy on pizza.

                                                          • War Kitty
                                                            War Kitty  1 months back

                                                            ...or the pineapple, but I like pineapple on pizza, so go screw yourself.

                                                        • IN-JEAN -IUS
                                                          IN-JEAN -IUS  1 months back

                                                          OH! By the heavens! This looks like a job for the Quit It! Activate his self destruct sequence phill!

                                                          • Doctor Bag PhD
                                                            Doctor Bag PhD  1 months back

                                                            That shit about the snake's eyes is complete nonsense, I personally own a round-eyed venomous snake. Slitted pupils = awake at night, round pupils = awake during the day. That's literally all you can tell from that.

                                                            • noah8877
                                                              noah8877  1 months back

                                                              bille.!

                                                              • Patrick Star
                                                                Patrick Star  1 months back

                                                                BEFORE THE VIDEO I GOT A FUCKING DOG *FITNESS* AD.

                                                                • Ꙟ this guy hates BLACK PEOPLE

                                                                  That man is a failure. That dog is too small to actually injure a grown man, just snatch it up by the nape and slap it for disobedience. It's a dog, you need to assert your dominance. If it's hostile to you, respond with the same.

                                                                  • Good Enough
                                                                    Good Enough  1 months back

                                                                    I would've kicked the fucking little mut and teach it who is the alpha male.

                                                                    • Miguel Ruiz
                                                                      Miguel Ruiz  1 months back

                                                                      Just toss the dog across the damn room

                                                                      • justin lozo
                                                                        justin lozo  2 months back

                                                                        I honestly would slap the dog off the couch with the power of 9 gods

                                                                        • Belmont
                                                                          Belmont  2 months back

                                                                          Holly was legal since she was 16, she's British

                                                                          • gullivera
                                                                            gullivera  2 months back

                                                                            A "water alligator snake snapperooni."

                                                                            • Heide Carrion
                                                                              Heide Carrion  2 months back

                                                                              Oops, honey! A whole box of cocoa powder fell into the dog's bowl. He's dead. I'll comfort you with my dick now.

                                                                              • Quapin
                                                                                Quapin  2 months back

                                                                                A venomous snake will have elliptical, slit-like eyes, resembling a cat, rather than having round pupils. It rattles its tail.

                                                                                • Bryson Frank
                                                                                  Bryson Frank  2 months back

                                                                                  I would punt that piece of junk across the room.

                                                                                  • Sock TV
                                                                                    Sock TV  2 months back

                                                                                    YOU
                                                                                    JUST
                                                                                    KNOW

                                                                                    • SeekTheAlien
                                                                                      SeekTheAlien  2 months back

                                                                                      Just throw the dog in a god damn cage

                                                                                      • WOWNK
                                                                                        WOWNK  2 months back

                                                                                        a raccoon from the Jurassic park hahahaha

                                                                                        • CrowKYS KYS
                                                                                          CrowKYS KYS  2 months back

                                                                                          the snake pupil thing is a myth that is not true btw.... round eyes are diurnal snakes and slit eyes are nocturnal snakes

                                                                                          • endless, nameless
                                                                                            endless, nameless  2 months back

                                                                                            "it's been years Holly" I fuckin hope not she's only 18

                                                                                            • Dominic Matich
                                                                                              Dominic Matich  2 months back

                                                                                              Goddamnit YOU NEED A COMEDY SHOW OF JUST THIS ON CABLE, YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

                                                                                              • CrackBaby-_-Jake
                                                                                                CrackBaby-_-Jake  2 months back

                                                                                                And that’s when you beat the fuck outta the dog to show that you are the alpha male and that it is just a pooch.