Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less

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  • Ronan Elliott
    Ronan Elliott  18 hours back

    Doctor: *pulls out a rocket-powered hammer*


    Me: "I'm going to enjoy this movie."

    • Usagi _thesquid
      Usagi _thesquid  2 days back

      1:21 *Ghost in the shell flashbacks*

      • Dante's Lovespark
        Dante's Lovespark  3 days back

        No one, absolutely not a single organism:

        Sin: THIS GUY'S HAT CHOICES ARE ALL WRONG

        • Buckets
          Buckets  4 days back

          Requiem for a dream threw me for a loop glad to hear him mention it

          • Indigo
            Indigo  4 days back

            Why watch the movie when you can get a synopsis of the movie here in 20 minutes? So much time saved.

            • Chris Spears
              Chris Spears  5 days back

              F off

              • Botond Kis
                Botond Kis  5 days back

                The biggest problem with this movie is that they killed the dog

                • Chris Jacobs
                  Chris Jacobs  1 weeks back

                  What! No ex machina reference?! Hmm

                  • Chris Jacobs
                    Chris Jacobs  1 weeks back

                    Someone has to laugh at your jokes!

                    • Sophiedopey98
                      Sophiedopey98  1 weeks back

                      oh wow! i’m glad i didn’t go see it 💖

                      • Osean Hale
                        Osean Hale  2 weeks back

                        Love the iron man call back 6:46

                        • 07dree02
                          07dree02  2 weeks back

                          You don't see anyone walking around with a smart phone in the future. It's a good thing to know that they found out that it's very unhealthy.

                          • BradyT918
                            BradyT918  1 weeks back

                            Or its because the movie is based off of a manga from the 90's long before cellphones were so widespread and mobile. Same with most of these "sins", they are from the manga and predate most of this guys comments.

                        • Solar Sounds
                          Solar Sounds  2 weeks back

                          Correction, Atlanta, not Atlanna 1:11

                          • Orc Savage
                            Orc Savage  2 weeks back

                            U forgot about how tanjo GOT SLICED IN HALF so shouldn't sexy head be in trouble 2

                            • LaosChopsticks
                              LaosChopsticks  2 weeks back

                              Okay I’m not gonna lie. Alita has to be one of the most realistic animated movies I’ve ever seen. The fight scenes are amazing and Alita is really adorable and badass. But the storyline confused the hell out of me. Everything was really straightforward and hardly anything explained. But overall I really did enjoy the movie.

                              • Peter Salucci
                                Peter Salucci  2 weeks back

                                I’m pretty sure the reason she has big eyes is because the movie is originally
                                Based on a anime/manga so they wanted to keep the big eyes.

                                • oneito
                                  oneito  2 weeks back

                                  where i come, if i need to watch a full movie in 14 miutes

                                  • sweetblackblood1
                                    sweetblackblood1  2 weeks back

                                    i haven't seen this movie yet, but from the looks of this video, this is the best american adaptation of an anime that is so close to it's original material

                                    • sweetblackblood1
                                      sweetblackblood1  2 weeks back

                                      cinemasins watch too many little kuriboh he's quoting his lines

                                      • Ian Rees
                                        Ian Rees  2 weeks back

                                        "Who am i??" Breaks into Les Mis song "WHO AM I?? CAN I CONDEMN THIS MAN TO MISSOURY"

                                        • A K
                                          A K  3 weeks back

                                          0:20 No, The movie is based on the comic "Battle Angel Alita" which originally came out in 1990.

                                          • Kiki DFFO
                                            Kiki DFFO  3 weeks back

                                            Whoa last time I was this early for a video I was just born!

                                            Wait a min.

                                            • Maury Manna
                                              Maury Manna  3 weeks back

                                              All that Hugo's shit, was shit

                                              • Sam
                                                Sam  3 weeks back

                                                I don't know how to rank this movie. With some editing and a few scene replacements it could have been an amazing experience.

                                                • Braxton Wilmoth
                                                  Braxton Wilmoth  3 weeks back

                                                  I watched it, I was dissapointed.why kill of a main character if your going to have him almost die...then justvkill him off

                                                  • Ryan Armstrong
                                                    Ryan Armstrong  3 weeks back

                                                    It’s a sin for how much this movie shredded the graphic novels into a cliche YA movie.

                                                    • Shinto Siréne
                                                      Shinto Siréne  3 weeks back

                                                      You are so proud of that topiary joke. Never joke about an actresses bush. It comes back to bite you in really weird ways, sometimes physically.

                                                      • Truth Stalker
                                                        Truth Stalker  3 weeks back

                                                        *_Alita probably would've done ok at the box office anyway but I think the reason it did as well as it did is because it benefitted from being released during the whole Brie Larson scandal and everyone insulted by her went to see Alita out of spite._* 🤔

                                                        *_I know my comment isn't poorly written nor barely thought out so leave it unlike, thank you._* 🙄😒

                                                        • The Hole in Dans Sock
                                                          The Hole in Dans Sock  3 weeks back

                                                          This movie was retarded and cheaply made tbh
                                                          .
                                                          ....

                                                          • qwerty qwerty
                                                            qwerty qwerty  3 weeks back

                                                            such a shame you have no real point to make about this movie above a seven year old mind.

                                                            • ThatsWhatSheSaid
                                                              ThatsWhatSheSaid  3 weeks back

                                                              that iron man reference was fire

                                                              • The Ninth Nova
                                                                The Ninth Nova  3 weeks back

                                                                1:47 what the heck I was just watching that film

                                                                • OXE EXO
                                                                  OXE EXO  3 weeks back

                                                                  Ok @cinimasins you guys need to take a real step back. You're losing credibility, FAST. You use to sin ACTUAL SINS. Now you're just sinning EVERYTHING and constantly contradicting yourself. And "+10 sins" over 1 thing needs to stop. You need to take a look at your first vids and fix this before your channel goes any farther down the drain then it already has.

                                                                  You're welcome.

                                                                • Lark88
                                                                  Lark88  4 weeks back

                                                                  I loved this movie. I hope there will be a sequel.

                                                                  • thisisaguy
                                                                    thisisaguy  4 weeks back

                                                                    15:14 "...decent movie.." I think decent is much, much too kind.

                                                                    • Kendra Johnson
                                                                      Kendra Johnson  4 weeks back

                                                                      I remember the trailers teasing 17:00 
                                                                      only to find out that nothing comes out of it
                                                                      UGH

                                                                      • Benjamin Kemer
                                                                        Benjamin Kemer  4 weeks back

                                                                        So I just finished the 1990s series. The movie makes no sense. Because Nova has a son that is a mutant with telepathy, and yet Zalem kicked out Ido for having a daughter with a genetic disorder, how the hell does that rule not apply to Nova and his mutant freak son.

                                                                        • Kazuo Namikiri
                                                                          Kazuo Namikiri  4 weeks back

                                                                          Before I even watch this I’m gonna say...

                                                                          I waited almost twenty years for this movie and they didn’t arse it up,so please be gentle. XD

                                                                          • Jessica McCormick
                                                                            Jessica McCormick  3 weeks back

                                                                            Oh, bless you! I only had to wait 5, and that was enough!

                                                                          • Kazuo Namikiri
                                                                            Kazuo Namikiri  4 weeks back

                                                                            No sins off for “F*ck your mercy?” :(

                                                                            Other than that great video. Love how you threw in a Dark Angel reference at the end. That was basically Cameron’s test run for this movie.

                                                                        • Art_Katie/Kasia Jarecka

                                                                          They didn’t had to kill the doggo. They throw this dog in so they can have „emontional” moment. Even in fricking shark movie they didn’t kill the dog the shark was going after, but her they didn’t just kill the dog, but also put it in place where it had no sense for it to be in!

                                                                          • Deiniol Lewis
                                                                            Deiniol Lewis  4 weeks back

                                                                            Um, Ambo Jyutsu was the ultimate evolution of martial arts. It’s not some “Sports Game”.

                                                                            • Nazar Ivanechko
                                                                              Nazar Ivanechko  4 weeks back

                                                                              you forgot the scene when Alita fights in the bar against the pretty boy face and she disarms him and the sword flies away from her but in the next shot it's near her

                                                                              • Jacob Staten
                                                                                Jacob Staten  4 weeks back

                                                                                The fact that they used the CGI nightmare fuel eyes instead of the actress's already fairly large eyes is worth at least 100 sins alone.

                                                                                • F&F.Dragon
                                                                                  F&F.Dragon  4 weeks back

                                                                                  For the first time, Hollywood released a live action movie that beats the Japanese anime of the saga itself instead of being a live action parody of the anime... DANG!!!

                                                                                  • AlexIsModded
                                                                                    AlexIsModded  4 weeks back

                                                                                    I feel awful for Hugo in one respect, because he died, got saved, just to end up dying again.

                                                                                    • CasmX
                                                                                      CasmX  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Pretty entertaining Cinema Sins but Alita is still easily my favorite movie that's come out in probably the last 2+ years.

                                                                                      • Radio Kaos
                                                                                        Radio Kaos  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Nova is a dick to surface dwellers.

                                                                                        • Mattias Alberg
                                                                                          Mattias Alberg  4 weeks back

                                                                                          is this YT channel supposed to be comedy? didn't laugh. great movie though

                                                                                        • Kizuna Kou
                                                                                          Kizuna Kou  4 weeks back

                                                                                          to be honest.. this movie sucks.. a lot.. the only thing good about this movie is the effects