Moist Meter | Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

  • Published: 26 July 2019
  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019 Comedy / Drama Movie), starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt and directed by Quentin Tarantino as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

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  • Paul Idusogie
    Paul Idusogie  2 days back

    He loved joker but hated this .... ironically “ we do live in a society”

    • DUB
      DUB  2 days back

      Charlie: *gives this movie a 50%*

      Also Charlie: *gives Terminator: Dark Fate an 80%*

      • Seb Rosellini
        Seb Rosellini  1 weeks back

        The movie isn't meant to be deep nor is it pretentious. Yeah it doesn't follow a traditional three act structure but that's a breath of fresh air. It was a fun hang out movie with engaging dialog and funnier than most comedies out there. I get it isn't for everyone though and see how someone could easily get bored. It's one of those polarizing films.

        • Croatia Noobs
          Croatia Noobs  1 weeks back

          Honestly the movie is really good in my opinion. It's not as good as other Tarantino's movies but it's still really good

          • Lazarus Cain
            Lazarus Cain  2 weeks back

            This movie was the Last Jedi of Tarantino's career, imo. Not in the way people responded to it, but in the way it constantly builds up with little to no payoff.

            • Mark Arandjus
              Mark Arandjus  2 weeks back

              Spot on, Charlie. I kept waiting for the plot, some inciting incident, some goal. But no, it's just a meandering story of some Hollywood pricks. Also feet. Lot of feet.
              First Tarantino film I didn't like, feels odd. Also the guy who played Manson... what a waste, he also played Manson in Mindhunter and he naillllled it.

              • Khizar Farooq
                Khizar Farooq  3 weeks back

                It was a great movie, the characters were very well written and loveable. I thought it was interesting that it just followed them around in their daily lives. I was concerned when I saw the 70% audience score on RT but it exceeded my expectations.

                • TH3_M33P_CR3W
                  TH3_M33P_CR3W  4 weeks back

                  Great analysis. I absolutely loved it, just because making movies is what I want to do. But I can see how people would be left confused for most of the movie

                  • RetroHellspawn
                    RetroHellspawn  1 months back

                    After having seen the movie twice in theaters (once shortly after release, once recently for the extended cut), this review doesn't hold up. Normally, you're the person I rely on for movie reviews, but I feel like the plot completely flew over your head, as well as the message. Yes, *some* of the message is about acceptance of aging, but in my eyes, the biggest message isn't even a message, more of a theme of "there ain't no business like show business."

                    I'll be making a review/deep-dive of it myself at some point in the coming months, probably shortly after the blu-ray drops so I can use clips of it to express my points, but the idea that "it's a movie of nothing-ness" and that "all these things happen and they go nowhere, you don't see any of these characters again" is bullshit. Every event in the movie adds up and culminates in the finale of the movie. Maybe you just weren't really in the right mindset, or weren't paying as much attention to the over-arching plot, but man...

                    This really is a disappointing review. I say that as a long time fan. I still love your content, this isn't going to deter me from continuing to watch your stuff and stay subbed, I just had to come back to this after having thought about it.

                    • Fapmetal God
                      Fapmetal God  1 months back

                      long movie? no thanks

                      • Dan Lara
                        Dan Lara  2 months back

                        Fucking Hippie

                        • gmes
                          gmes  2 months back

                          Charles you just posted cringe

                          • Sam Papier Music
                            Sam Papier Music  2 months back

                            The narrative is there, just completely beneath the surface.

                            • Sam Papier Music
                              Sam Papier Music  2 months back

                              The plot of the movie is that Rick feels unaccepted, and his goal is to be accepted. That isn't announced or told, it's shown in the very last scene. Sharon Tate represents the group he wants to be accepted to. The _real_ famous people. Sharon invites him in and the film ends because Rick's goal has been achieved.

                              • Sam Papier Music
                                Sam Papier Music  2 months back

                                The whole point is that the tension goes nowhere until the last scene. He builds tension throughout the film by having none. And then finally, the narration and the time stamps become more frequent, more specific, and you think "something is important is about to happen." All hell breaks loose, and then the world is brought back to tranquility.

                                • Bboi Bonobo
                                  Bboi Bonobo  3 months back

                                  50% is unfair. And in fact y you didnt get the movie, joking about that doesnt change that.

                                  • Balkanski Gripex
                                    Balkanski Gripex  3 months back

                                    I agree. Just watched the movie. I agree 100% with you.

                                    • kameron belcher
                                      kameron belcher  3 months back

                                      You're saying you didn't enjoy Brad beating the shit out of that Manson boi on the ranch and the bits leading up to it? I thought that was fantastic

                                      • Spencer Sivertson
                                        Spencer Sivertson  3 months back

                                        We all have opinions. I like QT, I also don't think people like Quentin Tarantino because they're pretentious. I believe there is lots to appreciate in all of his movies including OUTIH.
                                        But I understand the sentiment, this film is particularly strange and probably isn't a "good" movie by any traditional metric. That being said it is exceptionally well crafted in almost every facet of its production and I love experiencing QT's genuine love and appreciation for film in his own work. While I disagree, I am glad you put your opinion out there despite the fact that some may be more hostile to your take.

                                        • Liam Johnston
                                          Liam Johnston  3 months back


                                          I'm not hating on your opinion, just putting my take on the film out there. I didn't see the movie as about just Leonardo's role of his dying fame as the main story. I saw how each individual character's experience in the different levels of fame. Leonardo was the bigshot A list celebrity losing his fame as previously talked about. Brad Pitts character is someone who is a crucial part to a movie but is not known and hard to find work. Margrot Robbie's character was more of a C+ or B class actress, who is well off but isn't very well known and is able to live the celebrity life discreetly (the movie theater scene). You saw the director who's old and out of style being used by the hippies. The little girl who's only 8 years old, but acts like a full grown adult due to Hollywood's intense image. I think the movie was more focused on the different takes on Hollywood, instead of just Leonardo's character accepting his loss of fame. But the ending was bad ass as shit!

                                          • Turbo Underground
                                            Turbo Underground  3 months back

                                            Yeah the movie is boring as fuck. There were literally 10 minute shots in which fuck-all happens

                                            • Sumeet Dhatt
                                              Sumeet Dhatt  3 months back

                                              You don't need some insider Hollywood knowledge man, you don't really need to know anything to enjoy puts you in the world and your explore it. People who do have some basic knowledge about the 60s might like it better, but the jokes aren't pandering to some high-ranking Hollywood veterans like you make it out be.

                                              It's a movie and you can have your opinions (you didn't like it as much as I did and that's fine), I just wanted to point out something you said that I don't agree with.

                                              • ThePikmania
                                                ThePikmania  3 months back

                                                I agree. It was just all other the place. Personally I couldn't relate to any of the characters or sympathize much with them. Just a bunch of unsatisfied first world actors. I don't care about what that pretty blond actress does..

                                                • The Fidget Spinner Movie
                                                  The Fidget Spinner Movie  3 months back

                                                  If this movie's boring, then why did I see it four times in theaters?

                                                  • Sumeet Dhatt
                                                    Sumeet Dhatt  3 months back

                                                    @The Fidget Spinner Movie I think waiting for cut will be better. It apparently has a lot more content. I've already watched it twice, so I think it's good to have some lay time before the directors cut is release.

                                                  • The Fidget Spinner Movie
                                                    The Fidget Spinner Movie  3 months back

                                                    @Sumeet Dhatt Trick them.

                                                  • Sumeet Dhatt
                                                    Sumeet Dhatt  3 months back

                                                    @The Fidget Spinner Movie all of my friends have seen it already, I won't be able to convince them to go again.

                                                  • The Fidget Spinner Movie
                                                    The Fidget Spinner Movie  3 months back

                                                    @Sumeet Dhatt Or just see it in theaters...

                                                  • The Fidget Spinner Movie
                                                    The Fidget Spinner Movie  3 months back

                                                    Five times*

                                                • baked
                                                  baked  3 months back

                                                  YOU GAVE JUSTICE LEAGUE A 55 WTF

                                                  • rep
                                                    rep  3 months back

                                                    someone's pissed

                                                    • Retoon
                                                      Retoon  3 months back

                                                      It wasn't very eventfull but goddamn was the acting good. Things like casual conversations at the tv near the end of the movie were just so well done.

                                                      • Ringo Lennon
                                                        Ringo Lennon  3 months back

                                                        The subtle reference of Manson and Sharon asking, “who’s that?” was well executed

                                                        • Barbara Mastroddi
                                                          Barbara Mastroddi  3 months back

                                                          Guessing we saw two different movies? I loved it.

                                                          • RandomRighteous
                                                            RandomRighteous  3 months back

                                                            I agree with a lot of what you said but it deserves a 70-80% at least.

                                                            • vba
                                                              vba  3 months back

                                                              only point you make criticizing is the lack of narrative. that is not something he ‘tries’ to experiment with as you say, that is his style. you not liking it would not make it pointless as you go on emphasizing throughout the video. It is thus not ‘empty’ at all, it is filled with unique style, tone and acting as you also did give credit for… tarantino movies are like roller coaster rides they do not need to go somewhere or have a reason you just fucking enjoy them.

                                                              • A Neal
                                                                A Neal  3 months back

                                                                50 fucking percent

                                                                • A Neal
                                                                  A Neal  3 months back

                                                                  Quinten Tarantino really showcases his massive foot fetish in this movie

                                                                  • Polle
                                                                    Polle  3 months back

                                                                    The plot is pretty clever and the movie builded op to the final moment where rick dalton screamed at the hippies scouting Sharon tate house (Sharon tate was killed by hippies in her hollywood home) and the hippies drives off and decideds to kill Rick instead where he actually saves Tate for being murdered like real life, Quentin Tarantino is actually a genius, and many people never noticed this back plot of being a story about Sharon tate's tragic death.

                                                                    • systemBuilder
                                                                      systemBuilder  3 months back

                                                                      It's a nostalgia trip for boomers and gen x'ers. I watched it a 2nd time. It has the happiest ending possible if you understand history. It raises the significance and tragedy of the 3rd or 4th most heinous acts of the 60s (after the Kennedy and MLK murders). The Manson murders ruined California and the 60s as a dream. Do more homework next time!

                                                                      • gman femal
                                                                        gman femal  3 months back

                                                                        I really liked this movie. But that's just my opinion

                                                                        • Death Angel
                                                                          Death Angel  3 months back

                                                                          It was really fun watching Margot robbie go to the movies for an entire hour

                                                                          • Jan Svátek
                                                                            Jan Svátek  3 months back

                                                                            I loved the loose plot of the movie, it breaks away from the classic revenge story. The ending is on par with inglorious basterds. The references are great, I love the 60s aesthetic. The ranch scene is beautiful, if you knew about the Manson family you'd love the scene. The Sharon Tate plot is to lead you to believe she'd die. Loved the movie, one of Tarantino's best.

                                                                            • Leon
                                                                              Leon  4 months back

                                                                              That's because you're judging it the wrong way. Not every movie has to be a story. Some are just attitudes or just a day-in-a-life-of. This movie is a feels good movie- a day in the life of a washed-up actor and his stuntman in the ever-changing world of the '60s Hollywood - you are not supposed to have anything holding you in your seat waiting for the end of the movie other than waiting to see what these guys are up to. Not every movie has to be a mystery where you just can't wait for the end, some movies just make you enjoy the journey. You can say you don't like this type of movies, which is cool, but you gotta admit there is more than one way to tell a story. In addition, not every character has to have n impact on the movie. Take for example Donny in The Big Lebowski: he is a minor character and their purpose is not necessarily to affect the plot but tho make the movie richer.

                                                                              • Kayli Bailey
                                                                                Kayli Bailey  4 months back

                                                                                One thing that I feel was absolutely necessary for viewing the movie, is knowing about the murder of Sharon Tate and the Manson family. the majority of the suspense is built off the unspoken knowledge of what is suppose to happen. The movie is both the directors love letter to Hollywood and a revenge story , as he is known for, for the murders.
                                                                                While I was watching for the first time the slower moments with Tate were more emotional for me knowing what is suppose to happen to her, and with introducing the Manson family at the ranch.
                                                                                The closer they came to the date that the murder took place the more anxious I was feeling.

                                                                                whereas my sister, who watched with me, knew nothing about Sharon Tate or the Manson family and thought the movie was long and boring and didn't make sense.

                                                                                I really enjoyed it and felt it was one the best recent films I had seen in a while.

                                                                                Though I didn't know about the strangling that Tarintino did.

                                                                                • Ryan Terwilliger
                                                                                  Ryan Terwilliger  4 months back

                                                                                  Although I feel differently about the film, I can generally understand where he’s coming from with his particular opinion of the movie. However, the one thing I have to just genuinely disagree with is his belief that Robbie’s version of Sharon Tate “doesn’t do anything” the whole movie, because I think her character serves to sort of humanize Tate (who’s usually only depicted in relation to the Manson murders, and not as an actual living, breathing human being) as well as a line of Red Haring meant to make the ending even more impactful in its (SPOILER) enormous departure from the actual events of the Manson Murders

                                                                                  • Absurd_Villain
                                                                                    Absurd_Villain  4 months back

                                                                                    The fact that it’s a movies without feeling like a movie makes it great. It’s Hollywood actors at the end of their career trying to deal with their dwindling sense of succes, which is in my opinion best captured when you put them in daily situations. The first half isn’t all that flashy, but I would never describe it as boring.

                                                                                    • Bono
                                                                                      Bono  4 months back


                                                                                      • Jimmy Vegas
                                                                                        Jimmy Vegas  4 months back

                                                                                        I stopped watching your shitty review when you said that scene on a ranch was bad. Oh boy, IT WAS THE WHOLE POINT of the scene to make you expect unexpected, but at the end you're still surprised. You're a fucking idiot smh

                                                                                        • TCS Prynce
                                                                                          TCS Prynce  3 months back

                                                                                          He literally said on a podcast that he gave Black Panther an 80% because he didn’t want to seem racist lmao his reviews are ass

                                                                                      • Arthur Ribeiro
                                                                                        Arthur Ribeiro  4 months back

                                                                                        damn critikal got filtered hard

                                                                                        • Grimmy 777
                                                                                          Grimmy 777  4 months back

                                                                                          I disagree with everything you said personally

                                                                                          • lilmoni
                                                                                            lilmoni  4 months back

                                                                                            It's a very beautiful movie. I wanted to lick (not literally lol) like an each frame of it. Especially shots in the night at the end. If even all other stuff is shit (which I think is generally not, but I agree with you on some points), this kind of beautiful cinematography alone should be making you to watch this movie, and watch it on a big screen

                                                                                            • jerooo159
                                                                                              jerooo159  4 months back

                                                                                              looks like charlie got pleb filtered