Defeating Aliens With Kung Fu

You'd think having such advanced technology they'd have a better way of combating aliens then just using their fists.

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All of that for a drop of blood

2:56.lmao i cant believe this neckbeard pleb doesnt know about the war of cowboys vs aliens. what a noob. stay in school kids. literally on the first few pages of your history books

3:32 Charlie said "I'd be tight." Secret New Yorker?

Nipple style kung fu. Inferior hahaha.

12:24 you can see some filming equipment

“What kind of sick f*ck would make a robot that still has to take a shit?” 🤣🤣🤣 I died when I heard that

So this is Chinese terminator

I feel like one has to have a temporary suspension of logic in order to watch movies like this lol.

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lmao judging by that cannibal line critical has definitely seen that documentary of that Chinese cannibal

This and Bean movie were some of the first full streams i watched on twitch i really enjoyed these movie streams

Defeating aliens with kung fu? Is this dragonball z

Asian terminator

"No heat energy weapon used by human beings on Earth could stop the invasion of aliens."


But kung-fu can!

Who tf said that shitting is a curse? Feels like a blessing to me tbh

Tp came in 1857

"To destroy the foreigners in our age..."
wait that's us...

I'd just shoot your fancy dancing ass.

Northern ass style

New gears 5 looks great

I thought it was gonna be defeating them with kundilini yoga

*16:22** That's a JuuL not a Usb stick*

anyone else notice the pink monster on charlies wall

damn i thought it was gonna be this is the greatest kung fu of all time

Unironically, this short film is dope. Cheesy and action packed like Power Rangers, though the pacing sucks

10:52 It's John Wick

Chinese movies have cool backgrounds and character designs but everything else sucks

Source: mom watches Chinese movies

The visuals are like the opening cutscene of sonic ‘06

The robot is Elon Musk!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo I haven’t even started the video yet I just wanted to say thank you for uploading. I just got fired from my job, I need something to laugh to and I find you the funniest guy on my YouTube. I really needed this

Lmao I don't think I saw a single emotion on anyone's face that entire movie

literally just watched a youtube video of someone watching a youtube video. 😂✌

correct me if i’m wrong.... but at 3:55 is the gun not just a nerf hammer shot painted black???

Michael Bay: I'm the king of overused nonsense explosions in action movies
Kung Fu traveler: *hold my beer* 3:57

I think Charlie should make his own movie. CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE

That movie actually dosent look terrible

The plot of sending a robot back in time when kung fu was popular so he can be strong in the future is actually cool and original.

For the sake of cover, a human-like robot could be made to chew and swallow food to prevent arousing suspicion.
The original "I, Robot" novels had just that: the robot could swallow food and hold it in its inert stomach bag. One time, it even offered the swallowed food to its human partner, as it had no saliva or digestive fluids.

The first 15 seconds looks better than most movies and games.

*epic fight scene
Charlie: is that an alien pp?

12:04
when your night vision potion runs out

We gotta watch the sequel next stream

Great video charile

Is this the Sequel to "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist"? I swear I saw Betty and Ling.

So only the Chinese can stop the invasion? Isn't this American territory where only America can save the day because.... Reasons? Please China! Don't adopt that shitty writing style!

"This robot sucks ass, it's so useless"
I mean, it WAS made in China, after all...